I found this online today and it is so funny. It is taken from a message board thread started back in October of 2000. It is kinda off topic but I couldn’t resist it.
http://tofslie.com/clientquotes.htm
I’m still laughing at some of them.

So I’ve read all the latest buzz on Twitter and signed up last night for an account. I have entered a few things in there and at first didn’t much care for it. But as I have thought more about it, I kinda see a use for it. I see it as a way to look back and see what [...]

So tonight I’m sitting at home after my son goes to sleep and start flipping through the channels to see what’s on. I come across VH1 and they were doing one of these “40 Greatest Whatever” shows but this one struck a chord with me. It was the 40 Greatest Internet Superstars and I had to watch. I only saw [...]

Well I just found something cool as I was looking for a way to select some data from a SQL Server table and only return 1 random row. Pretty easy too:
SELECT TOP 1 columnName FROM table ORDER BY NEWID()
Works like a charm.

Well this didn’t take long. I ran into a problem today with trying to get an old 1.1 project to open on my Vista machine and nothing was working. I did some digging and found this article:
How to Enable ASP.NET 1.1 on IIS7
You do need to do a restart after installing the 2 .NET 1.1 updates but it’s worth it.